I am a Conceptual Artist


I’ve decided to become a Conceptual Artist ( but will probably change my mind tomorrow ). By ‘become’ I mean I’m declaring I am one, right here right now, at this very moment. I’m assuming I don’t need any qualifications and I don’t need to have been to Art College or University or whatever they call these Institutions now to make this declaration and even if I have I don’t care because I’m a Conceptual Artist now. In the name of Conceptual Art I can do pretty much whatever I please. I must say as I write this I feel a sort of liberation come over me. Don’t panic my friends I’ll still make images ( that’s what we call it now ) in the name of Contemporary Photography, it’s just that another string to my bow, another part of my oeuvre is that now I’m a Contemporary Artist. The only issue I’ve got at the moment is by making this declaration, that I’m a Contemporary Artist,  does that by turn invalidate my claim or do I first need to make some Conceptual Art ? Should I as a Conceptual Artist just keep quiet about it and get on with it in the name of Conceptual Art or do I have to tell someone ? I’ll ponder this for a while longer. One thing I do want is to be as the art critics often say ‘difficult to pin down’, “as an Artist he’s difficult to pin down”. I texted my lifelong mate Brian to tell him ” I’ve decided to become a Conceptual Artist” but as I write this I’ve not had a reply. I expect it will be encouraging.  Making some Conceptual Art isn’t going to be a problem, I’ve got loads of ideas already. Some I had this morning while walking the dog. I  might even declare that my dog is also a Conceptual Artist but then again I feel it’s a decision he alone should take. I hope he will because then we could collaborate.  The obvious start of course is to declare ( here I go again ) that my whole life from start to finish is a Conceptual Art piece. Everything I do, and I mean everything etc is a Conceptual Art work !  Other ideas I’m not prepared to reveal because I don’t want anyone stealing them. People are good at stealing ideas. Another idea was a message in The Times ” Conceptual Artist Would Not Like to Meet other Conceptual Artists. Do Not Respond to this Box No “. Another idea involves an Argos Catalogue or an Ikea Catalogue or both and I’ll title the pieces Ikea Catalogue No 1 etc. I won’t be doing things like drawing a continuous line on a piece of paper or canning my own shit because that’s already been done or by doing so would that be also an act of Conceptual Art i.e. repeating other well known Conceptual Art pieces ? Now there’s a thought ! The more I write this the more I realise how much there is to ponder with this Conceptual Art malarky.
So now I’m a Conceptual Artist I really ought to get on with it. Welcome to my first official out in the public domain Conceptual Art piece, the above article with accompanying photo. Print it off and keep safely.